We Do The MASH

[Well, OK, this sounds like fun:

Huntington's MASH Results:

First, the rejects:

You don't live in the state California.
You're not married to Rupert Everett.
Your occupation is not a Influential columnist.
Your car is not the color Psychedelic Swirl.
You don't live in a House.
You don't have this many kids: 0.
Your honeymoon is not Bora Bora.
Your car is not the color Black.
You don't drive the Mystery Machine.
You don't drive KITT.
You don't live in the state Hawaii.
Your occupation is not a King.
You're not married to Rupert Graves.
Your honeymoon is not Ipanema.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't have this many kids: 0.

Final Results (still standing)

You live in an Apartment.
You're married to LL Cool J.
You drive the Batmobile.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the province of British Columbia.
Your honeymoon is Cozumel.
Your occupation is an Author.
You have this many kids: 0 (0 male; 0 female).]

[Actually, most of this sounds pretty damn good to me. LL was a lark 'cause I couldn't think of third Brit off the top of my head. Oh, damn, Jude Law! How could I? Jude, I'm sorry, really! LL means nothing to me!]

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