2001-04-27 - 8:42 a.m.

Fabulous Cheese

[The scene: le boy-friend and I sitting at home, sipping cocktails before heading out into the night, and listening to his Cyndi Lauper remix album. (Yes, we listen to such silliness; don't tell me about your Shostakovich, I don't wanna hear about it.) "Change of Heart" comes on, and John says, "This is definitely in my all-time Top Ten." Much like John Cusack in High Fidelity, I love making lists, and am always trying to get people's Top Ten films or foods or albums or whatever. So I press John to name his Top Ten pop songs of all time. We bat titles back and forth, and finally decide to sit down and do it right. It quickly becomes apparent that we couldn't limit our lists to ten...]

[JOHN'S 25 FAVORITE POP SONGS (in approximate chronological order of release)

"Out Here On My Own" Irene Cara
"Physical" Olivia Newton-John
"Borderline" Madonna
"The Glamorous Life" Sheila E.
"Nasty Girls" Vanity 6
"Cruel Summer" Bananarama
"Invisible" Alison Moyet
"The Reflex" (the remix that's appeared on most compilations, not the album version) Duran Duran
"You Spin Me 'Round (Like A Record)" Dead or Alive
"Change Of Heart" (remix) Cyndi Lauper
"Mad About You" Belinda Carlisle
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" The Smiths
"Being Boring" Pet Shop Boys
"Love, Truth And Honesty" (remix) Bananarama
"There's A Barbarian (In The Back Of My Car)" Voice of the Beehive
"Doin' The Do" Betty Boo
"What Do I Have To Do?" Kylie Minogue
"I'm Too Sexy" Right Said Fred
"Don't You Worry" The Beloved
"That's Just What You Are" Aimee Mann
"So Ordinary" Paula Cole
"You Didn't Kiss Me" Marry Me Jane
"Headphones" Bjork
"Wannabe" Spice Girls
"I Hope You Die" Bloodhound Gang

HUNTINGTON'S

"Waterloo" ABBA
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor
"Dance Away" Bryan Ferry
"Dance This Mess Around" The B-52's
"Dreaming" Blondie
"Our Lips Are Sealed" The Go-Go's
"Just Can't Get Enough" Depeche Mode
"Antmusic" Adam and the Ants
"Situation" Yaz
"Blister In The Sun" Violent Femmes
"Holiday" Madonna
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" Human League
"You Spin Me 'Round (Like A Record)" (Remix from the Rip It Up compilation) Dead or Alive
"How Soon Is Now?" The Smiths
"Ask" The Smiths
"Just Like Heaven" The Cure
"Bizarre Love Triangle" New Order
"True Faith" New Order (versions of both New Order songs from the Substance compilation)
"The Promise" When In Rome
"Don't Crash The Car Tonight" Mary's Danish
"Pure" Lightning Seeds
"The Beat Of Love" Voice of the Beehive
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" They Might Be Giants
"Being Boring" Pet Shop Boys
"Big Time Sensuality" Bjork]
["Cruel Summer" would be my 26th. It pained me deeply to omit it.]

[I find some of John's choices...peculiar. If you're gonna go there with Academy-Award-winning songwriter Irene Cara, why not pick "Breakdancing?" And, obviously, "Xanadu" is far superior to "Physical." Our choices do speak volumes, mostly that our formative years were not an era that will be remembered for the best in pop songcraft. I know I'm supposed to know that Judy Garland, Billie Holliday, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and Aretha Franklin recorded the best pop music of the 20th century, but they weren't what imprinted on my brain. The above cheese, fabulous as it is, was the soundtrack to John's and my youth.]

[Speaking of fabulous cheese, word just filtered to me that the WB is resurrecting Electra-Woman and Dyna-Girl. This is a good thing for so many reasons. Deidre Hall's pre-"Days of Our Lives" oeuvre is woefully underrepresented these days, as is Markie Post's post-Night Court career. Now that Buffy's leaving for UPN, maybe I'll have reason to continue tuning in to the Frog. One of my most painful regrets is losing the autographed glossy Dyna-Girl signed for my six-year-old self at an appearance at Universal Studios. Sob.]

[Looking forward tonight to accompanying my sister to a screening of "Double Indemnity" tonight at Oakland's old and grand Paramount Theatre. It's about time, since a. I've never been to the Paramount, b. I've never seen the film, and c. the only thing I've ever seen Barbara Stanwyck in is "The Thorn Birds," a scandalous situation I shall remedy this evening.]

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