Karma chameleon

[My first in-depth eye exam this morning in several years. It's a little odd looking at this monitor with my pupils enlarged to the size of quarters. Doc told me in a flawless Brooklyn accent that I have beautiful eyes. I assume he meant things like the retina and the aqueous humor, not the charming way my usually hazel irises change color to match my clothes. That would be unprofessional...It will be good to get contacts again. While I love my (now dated) typical dot-com-nerd specs, a little variety is needed.]

[John baked a luscious yellow cake with chocolate frosting last night. I think I may need to go have another little piece right now, fortification for boning up on Criminal Law...]

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