If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, however, I'd be...

[Dammit, Casey, where do you find this shit? I couldn't resist: if I were an AbFab character, I'd be Mrs. Monsoon (good, she gets all the best lines, with few consequences), and if I were a Rocky Horror character, I, too, would be Brad. Which makes some sort of sense, as I'm a dorky brunet with glasses who can't dance. And so, two of my most formative pop cultural influences are sorted out. If someone could tell me which skit in Without You I'm Nothing I am and, maybe, which Oz and Heinlein characters I am, my life just might be complete.

[Oh, and Star Trek, but then I've always known I am Uhura. (Natalie to Tootie, whose billing at some production at the Peekskill Playhouse read "Tootie Ramsey is Eleanor Roosevelt": "No. You're. Not!")]

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