Define Your Terms, Bum...I mean, Mum

[{Self-pitying paragraph deleted upon good advice from boyfriend.}]

[Enough of that. Sistah my sistah came over last night and we did more planning of the Mom's 60th birthday bash. Months ago, Mom said she wanted a big, fantastic party, and left it up to her loved ones to plan it. Fine, OK, but what did she mean by big, by fantastic, by party? Define your terms, Mominator. So the Sis and the Boyfriend and I sat last night over Mexican chicken-tomato-cilantro soup and chips and wine and hashed out what we think will be a fantastic party, if not very big. (She's only invited 40 or so people...tiny when you know almost the entire population of Sonoma Valley.) Mostly, we'll just get everyone as drunk as possible.]

[Back to first-degree burglary. Man (or Ma'am), I'm even bummin' me out...go read someone more cheerful.]

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