June 17, 2002 - 11:16 PM

One of Those Nights...

[...when you bring a faux martini (cocktail glass full of water and two olives) to the unabashedly queeny performer (and I mean that in the nicest way) at the Friendly Neighborhood Cabaret and he downs it in a gulp and acts as though it's purest Sapphire...]

[...when you're walking down the street and a couple (male-female variety) is walking toward you and she sneezes as you come abreast, and you say "Bless You," and she says "Thanks," and you walk on, and it feels just right...]

[...when you make Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff at 10:30 p.m. and it tastes absolutely delicious...]

[...when you know you made the right decision to quit one job and take another...]

[...when you know it's way too warm and you're way too overstimulated to sleep, even if you have to be at the aforementioned job in the morning...]

[Orange You Glad It's Summer? Yes...yes, I am.]

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