Need Improvement With Scissors

[To my fellow southpaws, happy Left-Hander's Day. It really hasn't been as much of a trial as this Guardian article would suggest; strangely, after early difficulty caused my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Aja, to give me a "needs improvement" in Scissors on first report card, I learned to cut with my right hand. However, I do all other important things (write [yes, upside down, and I smear ink proudly], slice vegetables, jerk off, etc.) with my left, and, as those two roads diverged in that tired yellow wood, that has made all the difference.]

[Oddly and fortunately, my recently ended adventure with De Quervain's Tenosynovitis happened, however, in my right wrist, which I also use to mouse click.]

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