Instead of studying for finals...

[...I'm reading B-list celebrity gossip like this.]

[Who knew they were even a couple? At the bottom of the article, there's mention of Mary J. Blige's "camp." I've noticed that many celebrities are said to have "camps," as though they were sides in a major military battle. I picture adjutants general, provosts marshals, and other nifty staff members whose titles I mostly remember from watching M*A*S*H. Naomi Campbell's entourage dressed in camouflage, even when it's not in fashion. These "camps" mostly seem to exist to issue denials or no comment.]

[My question: how do I acquire a "camp"? Or is the fact that I can be fairly campy when the mood strikes sufficient? I can issue my own bitter denials, thank you very much.]

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Later: Must. STUDY. No, must take online quiz (via my fellow cygnean, Aaron of the Eight Legs):

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
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