Truths Gleaned During a Much Needed Night Out

[Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is insidious: "Violet, you're looking Violet, Violet"; "I don't like the look of it."]

[Allen and I play to each other's worst impulses, yet in the end, we managed to go our separate ways without giving in to the ultimate temptation. Adulthood, at last?]

[Mmmm...naked men on a bar's video screen. (Drunken diarylanding: how embarrassing. -Ed.)]

[Guys who already have boyfriends...hot.]

[Wine before Liquor, never sicker.]

[Allen and Sean: like two brothers who love each other so much, they can't help but beat each other up.]

[The Castro on a Thursday night: don't believe the hype.]

[OK, time to call it a (well worthwhile) night.]

Previously Next

[Later: I'm now not so sure about the worthwhile aspect of last night's debauchery. Hangovers during Bar review: no. fun. at. all.]

[Later still: my Clean Sweep score is a disappointing 47. Let's hope the next year brings better habits. (Link thither was from George; I note that I don't agree with at least a few of their criteria. Tell the truth all the time, no matter who it hurts? No.)]