I Don't Care What He's Done, He's Still A Ken Doll

[Yes, I will admit that the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw the headline about the Mayor and the Mayoress was the same that must have occurred to every C-level morning radio host:]

["I guess gay marriage really does endanger 'traditional' marriage."]

[Now, will all my fellow San Franciscans please stop referring to him simply as "Gavin"? It reminds me of that AbFab episode when Saffy is courted by a slimy aide to Tony Blair, and they're both constantly saying "Tony" this and "Cherie" that. Back in the Willie Brown days, no one called him "Willie" except pejoratively.]

[I cringe at the Most-Eligible-Bachelor fest our supposed-well-hung chief executive's new status will initiate. Ugh.]

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