I'd Feel Safe And Warm If I Was In L.A.

[The cell phone rings at 9 a.m.:]

[Allen: I'm about go into the Vons at Santa Monica and Robertson.]

[Me: I remember it well. Only the Upper Market Safeway is cruisier. At least you can still use your Safeway card!]

[A: The guys down here are so hot!]

[M: And they all know it, from what I recall. You and Whatshisname must be about to explode: you've Chosen Monogamy and promptly moved to West Hollywood.]

[A: Fucking great.]

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