No hablamos BDSM

[Discovered this weekend: I have no aptitude for certain forms of sexual expression, i.e., the more confining varieties. The tedium! So many bits and pieces! It's a little humbling to find out that despite all my declarations against sexual orthodoxy, I'm at heart the plainest vanilla.]

[(Hint to my under-40 peers, though: sleep with a near-50 year old sometime. Chances are he'll be nicer than your average twink hookup, and you'll learn something.)]

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