March 13, 2006 - 2:23 PM

Homo Highlights

[The phone rings...]

["Good Afternoon, Company I Work For."]

["Hi! I'm a designer, an interior designer in New York, and I'm looking at your website..."]

["Uh-huh..."]

["It's good, but I was wondering if I could get a hard-copy catalog?"]

["Sure, I'll ship one right out to you. What's your address?"]

["2 ____ St., Suite Four-Luna, that's Four-Luna, New York, New York, 100__."]

["OK, so that's 2 ____ St., 4L, New..."]

["No, it's Four-Luna. It used to be 4L, but we changed it to something more stylish."]

["Oh. I guess anyone could be in 4L, huh?"]

["Exactly."]

[Keeping my eyeroll to myself, I admit silently that, daffy as we can be, I do love my people.]

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