Ever!

[It. Is. Never. Going. To. Stop. Raining.]

[(And of course I left my umbrella at the Octavia Lounge last night while virtuously refusing a third margarita from Allen. Luckily, Charlotte has left me her spare. Yeah, it's yellow; it's from Ikea, OK? Leave me alone! I look nothing like Catherine Deneuve in The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and you cannot make me dance and sing light French songs while I twirl ma parapluie in some deranged fashion. Don't even try.)]

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