He Dropped All The Quadriplegics! What A Scream!

[I add to all the celebrity kudos by congratulating Popbitch on its 300th issue, which I received in my inbox today. (There must be a few lamentations as well; I know Pete Burns and Boy George actively speak against the service.) I'd no idea this morning when I put on the Popbitch T-shirt John ordered for me years ago. Three jokes from today's greatest hits issue that made me giggle uncontrollably just now:]

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Q: Did you hear about the quadriplegic juggler?
A: He dropped all the quadriplegics.
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>> The Wisdom of Moss <<
Supermodel not clever - shock

On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate Moss wanted to take a pee. The assistant told her: "Well, there is a loo, but there's no door on it".
Kate replied: "Well how the fuck do I get in there then?"
An embarrassed silence ensued...

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A little girl gets lost in Tesco. A security guard finds her and asks, "What's your mum like?"
The child replies, "Big cocks and vodka, mister."
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[Leave me alone. We all need occasional doses of really sick humor. My favorite ongoing Popbitch coining? Calling less-than-bright David and anorexic Victoria Beckham "Thick n' Thin."]

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