It's All About Meme

[A bitch left a wide-open opportunity when she declined last week to pay her tag forward on this meme. It's a good one for me today, for some reason, so away we go...]

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"You haven't shaved in three days. You've got no dignity!" (I then shaved, cleansed, toned, and moisturized. Gooood little homo.)
2. How much cash do you have on you? $5.00 U.S.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Amour.
4. Favorite planet?
Earth. ("Look now, look all around/Can you hear me now...")
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Jessica.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Only got the one.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A gray polo-esque one from Old Navy.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, but no one label so far describes the whole.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
'Roos. I remember coveting that little side pocket the first time round, so I picked up a pair for cheap.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dimmed.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She rocks. One day I'll go to St. Louis and bring offerings of Smarties and vodka-cran to her shrine.
12. What does your watch look like? Gold, antique, Hamilton, inherited from my mother's father.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching Logo. (Hey, cable's an exotic land for me.)
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"I left you a voice mail did you get it" (from Dennis, apologizing for flaking on Thanksgiving).
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
16th Street in the Castro.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? "Lovely."
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Allen.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
The Dog-Monster Hal.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Two Tylenol last night.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
I have a couple of very old rolls, but who knows what's even on them?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
That's a difficult and painful question. Next.
22. Your worst enemy?
Me, myself and I.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
At work: whatever comes with a Compaq. At home: whatever comes with a Mac mini. (Boring.)
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Thanks, it was delicious" to the waiter at Roosevelt Tamale Parlor, 24th Street in the Mission. Yes, you should go.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
With a million bucks I could charter a plane to fly me anywhere. (I know that's not the point.)
26. Do you like someone?
This is in the junior high sense of the word, right? No; right now, my dance card is the cleanest it's been in years. Feels good, too.
27. The last song you listened to?
"I Walk The Earth" by Voice of the Beehive.
28. What time of day were you born? 1:20 a.m.
29. What's your favorite number? Three.
30. Where did you live in 1987?
January-August, Sonoma, Calif.; August-December, Goleta, Calif.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
No. (Envious, yes.)
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't know. No one's said so.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? At home in San Francisco. Didn't go to school that day.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Shake the damn thing. I WANT MY CORN NUTS!!!!
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
My heart's in the right place, but I screw it up sometimes, sure.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On one of the few unhairy patches. My hip?
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
More and more, one of the Chinese languages has appeal.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes, if it made sense otherwise.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Yes.
40. What's your life motto?
"There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy (or mine)."
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Keys, wallet, cell phone.
42. What's your favourite town/city?
San Francisco. The place has its sores (running boils, actually), but I've never been anywhere I'd rather live.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
The Sunday Chronicle and a Coke.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Yikes. I want to say Chris, last spring. Too little, too late, I guess.
45. Can you change the oil on a car? No. Dad tried to teach me.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
He died in 2004.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Going back paternally, England in the late 17th century.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Hmm. "Fancy." Wore my suit to my parents' 40th anniversary dinner at Harris' steakhouse last February.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My right calf has a boo-boo that stings a bit.
50. Have you been burned by love?
Yeah. And I guess I burned right back.

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