Sunshine With Messy Hair

[I don't watch broadcast TV, OK? My life isn't arranged like that. I've only caught Rome this last season because I'm shameless in going over to the houses of my friends with HBO and cooking them dinner and getting them drunk and stealing the remote because James Purefoy wants me and just doesn't know it yet.]

[But. I've heard there's this thing going on over on American Idol, and this morning, my curiosity got the best of me. So, I did what I never do. I went to YouTube and did a little watching. Then a little more, and then a little more. And now I totally get it. My decision is:]

[GO SANJAYA GO!]

[Hate me now, and in eight years he'll be lying forgotten in a gutter in Kathmandu, but Sanjaya is exactly what America needs at this moment.]

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