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[I do too many of these, I know:]

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Of myself? Yes.
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? Yes, but before I added them.
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes.
4. Told a lie? Too many.
5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? More times than I can count. No more unrequited bullshit for me!
6. Been arrested? I was taken in for a bunch of unpaid speeding tickets. They threw me in Santa Barbara County's drunk tank where a three-hundred-pound Samoan made me his bitch for three hours until Sean bailed me out. OK, the part about the Samoan isn't true.
7. Made out with someone of the same sex? And even a couple of the opposite sex. Making out is fun.
8. Seen someone die? My grandmother.
9. Slept in until 5pm? I guess.
10. Had sex at work? Not with other people.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
12. Held a snake? Yes. An old roommate had two Burmese pythons named Tarzan and Jane of whom I became rather fond.
13. Ran a red light? Yes. Occasionally on purpose, even.
14. Been suspended from school? No. Academic probation is another thing.
15. Totaled your car in an accident? No. I've only been in one accident where I was the driver: I rear-ended someone while ogling boys along PCH in Laguna Beach.
16. Pole danced? No. And can I just say that I find the recent glorification of strippers in mainstream music videos and sim'lar to be kinda blecky. Kylie, Madonna, Britney: you're not helping your sisters in the struggle.
17. Smoked? Yes. I never saw the point of smoking tobacco, especially after I tried it.
18. Been fired from a job? My employer at my first job at the El Verano QuikStop and I mutually agreed that, after two weeks of failing to balance my cash drawer even once, it would be best if I left. I'm still not sure if I was fired or not.
19. Sang karaoke? Yes. I still have video of Sean, Jessica, and me singing "We Got The Beat" at Edomasa in Santa Barbara. Blackmail material extraordinaire.
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Of course. What's life without broken promises?
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? I don't know if it's ever actually left my oral-nasal cavity that way. I've come close a couple of times.
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Never. One misses a few things living along the California coast.
23. Kissed in the rain? If a Muni train counts. Lordy, I thought it said "train." (I only caught my booboo after reading Chris's responses.) Yes, I've kissed in the rain. There's something romantic about it that makes you almost hear the surging background music.
24. Sang in the shower? Of course.
25. Given your private parts a nickname? No. Cursed them a few times.
26. Ever gone out without underwear? I'm not wearing any right now.
27. Sat on a roof top? Sure. It's kind of overrated.
28. Played chicken? You mean with cars like Sean Penn? No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. Am I missing out?
30. Broken a bone? No.
31. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes. Life got kinda slow at night on the outskirts of Sonoma in the early '80s.
32. Shaved your head? Most recently this summer. It looked pretty good, I think.
33. Slept naked? Usually.
34. Played a prank on someone? Not effectively. I don't like practical jokes. Ask me sometime about Sean, a bottle of lube, some dishwashing detergent, and my first boyfriend.
35. Had a gym membership? Yes.
36. Cried over someone you were in love with? Of course! (And it's "with whom you were in love".)
37. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Francisco Torres dorm. Fall 1987. I still can't stand the smell of Jack Daniels.
38. Had sex today? Not with another person.
39. Played strip poker? NO! I want to right this minute! Did I mention the part about no underwear?
40. Donated Blood? In high school.
41. Video taped yourself having sex? No.
42. Eaten alligator meat? No, but only because it's never been on the menu. I like unusual meatstuffs.
43. Ever jump out of an airplane? No. (Not literally.)
44. Have you been to more than 10 countries? No. Lemme see...eight.
45. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Too often.
46. Have you ever shaved yourself bare? Yes. It's interesting for a change, but takes forever, and the stubble is murder.
47. Have you ever dressed in drag? Once, as Edina from AbFab. I don't have the right face for drag.
48. If you could be one celebrity for a week, who would it be? Paris Hilton's chihuahua. I think it would be fun to watch that world from a designer bag while not being expected to do anything. Wait; that describes Paris herself.]

[If you're someone I read, then I'd be interested in seeing your responses.]

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